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Friday 7 September 2012

STRAY QUOTES


1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
  
  2. Having one child makes you a parent, having more you are a referee
  
  3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband
  
  4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried, but they want cash
  
  5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you have purchased new school uniform
  
  6. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it
  
  7. Marriage is give and take. You would better give it to her or she will take it anyway.
  
  8. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.
  
  9. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

10. They  call our language the mother tongue coz the father seldom gets to speak

11. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
      It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.

12. Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do?
      Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

13. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage v/s Arranged.
      It's like asking someone if suicide is better of being murdered.

14. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

15.  There is only one perfect wife in the world and every  neighbour has her!
 

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