SOME DEFINITIONS

POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your confidence later!

DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either!

OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life!

BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early!

EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes!

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip!

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present!

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece!

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on!

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read!

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight! :)