OUR DEAR GUJJU BHAIS

Apdu Gujju Bhai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(just for fun no offense meant)

 

This is dedicated to our Gujju Bhais, incidently compiled and sent by a Gujju Bhai himself.

 

1. Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is Gujju Bhai's kaka.

2. Gujju Bhai never go to office, they go to 'hoffis'.

3. The first rule of money - never use your own !

4. "Su nava juni" is Gujju Bhai's version of wassup ?

5. Be it seven in the morning or 1 AM, gaathiyas, fafda, khaman-dhoklas are always welcome.

6. Gujju Bhai keep an "eleram" to wake up in the morning.

7. No party is over without a round of garba.

8. Gujju Bhai call all types of noodles "meggi".

9. When someone asks about a person, Gujju Bhai say 'gentle manas cchey'.

10. Gujju Bhai have a PhD in bargaining by birth.

11. Gujju Bhai can speak any language of the world in Gujarati !

12. Gujju Bhai don't have feelings, they have 'fillings'.

13. Jai Shri Krisha = Hello and Good Bye both.

14. All Gujju Bhai's conversations begin with 'kem cche, maja ma ne', and end with, 'koi saaru investment batavo ne'.

15. Gujju Bhai shout his guts out on international calls, thinking they can hear him better this way.

16. Swimming is not for Gujju Bhai - they call it 'chhabchhabiya'.

17. For Gujju Bhai electricity never goes - only light does !

18. Gujju Bhai don't call people, they 'coal' them.

19. Sensex interests Gujju Bhai more than sex.

20. Chhas is Gujju Bhai's beer !

21. Gujju Bhai are everywhere, all over the Globe - deal with it.

22. Gujju Bhai go to movie 'hole' and take outside 'snakes' for refreshments.

23. Mount Abu is Gujju Bhai's Switzerland.

24. If a Gujju Bhai starts Koffee with Karan, he would name it "Chhas with Chhagan".

25. A true Gujju Bhai looks forward to eat Thai, Mexican, Italian, Chinese along with Undhiyu at the cousin's wedding...

26. At least 50% of Gujju Bhai contacts on his phone book end with the word 'bhai' and balance with 'ben'.

27. For Gujju Bhai, being Punjabi means more chapati, less rice; being Mallu means less chapati, more rice but being Gujju Bhai - just eat more yaar, shu farak pade cche.

28. Gujju Bhai believe Narendra Modi is the solution for everything - from fashion style to Nation's progress.( This could be true though)

29. Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home - apduj cche.

30. Gujju Bhai will spend Rs. 1000/- rupees for a Rs. 10/-  free gifts, free ma male, etle...